Switching Coasts

Saturday, May 07, 2005

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Are you mildly indifferent?
Do you have fewer than 2 hours to write your thesis?
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This time, you fly to a land of unequivocally focused thought. Like a nerd with a pair of newly taped glasses, everything suddenly snaps back into focus.

Are you a procrastinating, stoned sorry excuse for a student? (ie: a pothead senior)?
Did you put off that senior thesis until the night before it's due?
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Sunday, May 01, 2005

chicka-chickaaaaaaa!

neeeeyaaaaaaarrrrrhhhh!!!!! Just like a damn coke high, I'm shaking and shimmying my way through life right now. I have WAY too much excited, nervous, crazed, happy, hyperventilatory energy.

10 days: last day of college
15 days: last final exam in college
20 days: graduation, mofos.

~80 days: san francisco


Shit yeah, it's cool.